Commas aren’t hard people
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Commas aren’t hard, people.
Nailed, it.
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Go stand by an E-111. You don't want no fighter fanbois. You want a reliable and versatile ~~machine~~ partner who is non-violent, capable of accommodating the needs of two, and has full capsule ejection.
lolll & with that edit and the strikethrough it seems like you really had to go back in and correct “machine” lol
You may not form romantic bonds with aircraft, but I do. I'd fuck an airplane if given the chance.
What, even a Galaxy?
F-16s are the step sisters of the plane world though.
F-35 is triplets... But kinda the conjoined type.
F-16 would be a freak in the sheets.
Galaxy... I don't know if I could take something that big.
Okay, but hear me out...
F86 Sabre.
Consolidated PBY Catalina.
Camillus AutoGyro.
I kinda like the Fairey Rotodyne as well, but she's a screamer and I don't want to get deafened.
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Looks like the upcoming Cunk on Tinder
What's the male alternative? Trying on shirts in the wrong size?
Go to the grocery store and keep staring at the scented soaps
Ok, now what.
Buy one and take a shower
The supermarket doesn't have any showers to take though
Depends. Did you remember your wad of hundreds and pack of Magnum condoms?
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There isn't one. When that stuff about "they chose the bear" happened, they meant it.
You have to be vetted and have an in, give their dog bacon. Volunteer.
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That might get you a grandpa, may I suggest a video game store?
Depends on how much she likes a plus sized man with a fedora collection.
To each their own
I have a picture of my wife posing in the children's cutout in the back, I jokingly asked if she wanted a picture with it and she got excited and ran over to pose.
I mean, we were dating at the time, but one of the first dates I took her on was the Wright pat airforce base museum.
This would absolutely have worked on me when I was younger. You know, if I had enough confidence to talk to women when I went to museums alone....
Should try that one at your local Games Workshop. Maybe ask about that Heresy you have been hearing so much about...
So I hear this guy Erebus a lot, he must be the main good guy, right?
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I had to read that multiple times, confused as to why their work was looking confused in a museum and how dating apps were conflicting with that.
Dating apps aren't working time to make a meme with bad punctuation.
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I'd be careful, weirdos who wish the war went the other way feel emboldened lately
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It's a trap fellas. You don't approach women in public anymore especially at a museum. Next thing you know you are spending the rest of your life combatting the fall out of that time you went viral for being a "creep at the museum". Best to call the non-emergency number and wait for a professional.
I am just tempted to print out that wikihow thing onto 15 pages, approach someone, and start following it step by step, reading it from the paper.
Do it. Obviously stop if the person isn't responding well, but that's some primo performance art
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Has she considered infodumping? I hear that's a great hook. Might even be able to stay in the plane museum if that's her interest.
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She’d have an easier time cosplaying as Scully at an X-Files convention.
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Some 78 year old docent will approach you.
I mean, yeah? I volunteer at a local old airport/museum, and that is pretty much my jam
Might have even better luck in the Roman history section.
It took an unreasonable amount of time for me to understand what the message was saying
I still wouldn't be able to talk to her so...
Might pick up a girl too...
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