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[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

            
              The first rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
The second rule of Water Club is that you always talk about Water Club.
If someone is sweaty or peeing yellow, the fight against their thirst is on.
Only two cups of water (is not nearly enough)
One cup of water at a time is plenty, but you should drink more
No shirt, no shoes. Don't want to get those wet.
Drinking will continue for as long as the subject is not properly hydrated.
If this is your first glass of water today, you have to drink it.


            
          