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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of ~~her~~ my life

See you later virgins

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

qt 3.14 [...].exe

Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 4 points 1 day ago

It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 10 points 1 day ago
[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 3 points 1 day ago

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

> thanks

Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago

> be me

> want to escape characters

> fail (like at everything in life)

> Anon shows me the path

> still had le sex...

[–] rovingnothing29@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago
[–] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 days ago

Now this is podracing!