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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 80 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I would settle for just the Province of California.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 65 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read that like George Costanza.

“CASCADIA NOW!!”

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.

When you're torn between not making the Russian psyop a reality and also not wanting to be trapped in a union with moronic sociopaths.

As a New Yorker, please liberate us

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Can confirm, lived in Michigan over a decade. Yoopers are more Canadian than most Canadians.

Including the special kind of redneck you get when your house can be buried in snow.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I grew up in Northern Wisconsin and you are not wrong.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Ah... cheese folk, huh? You can join Canada too, as long as you leave those processed plastic sheets behind.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Northeastern South Canada too!

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.

There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: "Here. We're bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren't you so thankful that we liberated you from ~~your home, family, possessions, health, and everything you've ever known~~ the *bad guys?"

*DisclaimerElimination of bad guys not guaranteed. Local residents providing assistance may be abandoned without prior notice.