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William Shatner says Mark Carney should offer to make the U.S. the 11th province (www.thestar.com)
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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 80 points 2 months ago (5 children)

I would settle for just the Province of California.

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Not without Washington, you won't. Cascadia Now!

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I read that like George Costanza.

“CASCADIA NOW!!”

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

When you're torn between not making the Russian psyop a reality and also not wanting to be trapped in a union with moronic sociopaths.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 0 points 2 months ago

As a New Yorker, please liberate us

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can confirm, lived in Michigan over a decade. Yoopers are more Canadian than most Canadians.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I grew up in Northern Wisconsin and you are not wrong.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Ah... cheese folk, huh? You can join Canada too, as long as you leave those processed plastic sheets behind.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Including the special kind of redneck you get when your house can be buried in snow.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Northeastern South Canada too!

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: "Here. We're bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren't you so thankful that we liberated you from ~~your home, family, possessions, health, and everything you've ever known~~ the *bad guys?"

*DisclaimerElimination of bad guys not guaranteed. Local residents providing assistance may be abandoned without prior notice.