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submitted 10 months ago by MuskyMelon@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.

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[–] waigl@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?

[–] RunningInRVA@lemmy.world 29 points 10 months ago (1 children)

In 2286 he did a slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time. Get with it, dog.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago

Always count on Lemmy to keep it ~~real~~ in accordance with Starfleet archives.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.

[–] sness@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Money

[–] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

And money spent on hair plugs.