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[โ€“] mercano@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Ankh-Morpork League of Temperance* has been petitioning the Patrician for months trying to get a vampire onto the City Watch. The Campaign for Equal Heights and the Fresh Start Club have already gotten dwarves and zombies onto the force, so itโ€™s only a matter of time.

* Theyโ€™ve sworn off the red sticky stuff, oh deary me, yes.

[โ€“] calabast@lemm.ee 2 points 1 hour ago

Lol, totally forgot about the night watch when I made that comment ๐Ÿ˜† good ole TP, discworld's the best

There is a vampire photographer in Ankh-morpork who keep blasting himself to dust every time he make a photo, so the bar is set pretty low i think.