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[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 89 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I for sure would. Ryan Reynolds as a Bard being played by Gonzo.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

Gonzo is DM.

Fozzie = wise cracking Bard

Miss Piggy = Half-Oink Barbarian

Kermit = Elven Ranger

Animal = Wild magic Sorcerer

~~Rolf~~ Sam the Eagle = paladin

Rolf = Druid

Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem

[–] ExtantHuman@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rizzo is obviously the rogue.

And Swedish Chef the local barkeep

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Honeydew & Beaker run the apothecary shop

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Dr. Teeth: BBEG, trying to rule the realm with Electric Mayhem

But Animal is their drummer.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 3 days ago

Shhhhhhhhhhh! He's a sleeper agent...Turns on the rest of the party at the end!

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I like Rolf, but i think Sam the Eagle would be better a better choice as an uptight paladin.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 3 points 4 days ago

Agreed. Rolf can be a Druid.

[–] MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I think you're trying to align the Muppets to what their personalities would be. Instead pick against type. Or as their off type. Gonzo has been the narrator in almost all the muppet versions of movies. So he'd be great at telling stories and winning over NPCs as a Bard.

[–] entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 3 days ago

Or how about Gonzo as the wizard who keeps getting KO'd in silly/pathetic ways, only he seems way too into it?

[–] Goretantath@lemm.ee 1 points 4 days ago