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Arcane Dye - for when you don't want to worry about mixing your whites with your reds.

Healing Ward - blocks all heal effects on the target.

Heap Metal - for when you don't feel like paying a hireling to collect the gear of that bandit camp you just slaughtered.

Antilife Spell - wait, I guess that's just Power Word Kill...

Burning Lands - when Fireball just isn't Fireball-y enough for you.

Chromatic Orc - summons an orc ally. A different color each time you cast the spell.

Control Hater - a more powerful version of Command that only works on things that are currently hostile to you.

Fire Stork - that wizard must have really hated storks. Incinerates the nearest stork.

Fig Cloud - an alternative to Hero's Feast for vegan parties.

Glyph of Barding - acts as armor for your horses.

Prismatic Ball - hold on, I've been notified this was just a mistranslation of Chromatic Orb. Never mind.

Rope Brick - this is what you get when you let the Barbarian make spells.

Sheep - conjures a sheep.

Stonespin - does what it says on the tin.

Runbeam - force the target to move their full speed every turn.

Rime Stop - I was kicked from a table after bringing this into a Rime of the Frostmaiden campaign.

Wash - why would you spend a 9th level spell on Prestidigitation?