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[–] WhiteRice@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 month ago (19 children)

“Who do all these cute thigh socks belong to?”

[–] CodeBlooded@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

I have never once understood these sock references and jokes. Never seen a programmer wearing thigh high socks. Never associated socks with specific programming languages.

What’s the punch that I’m missing here?

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The point is that you're looking at the wrong programmers. You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

[–] tauren@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Damn, our hiring process was wrong all this time!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You need to look at gay programmers, and your life will change for the better.

Words to live by or class action lawsuit waiting to happen? Won't know until you try!

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