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“Why didn’t we sell more phones this year? We are supposed to have infinite growth!”
“Sir, basically every human has a phone and doesn’t need a new one every year.”
“…no, that can’t be it.”
Shareholders: "Then make more people you incompetent fucks!"
I'm planning to get a second one just for work (and having work pay for it) so maybe that's the angle they should pursue. Discounts for corporate purchases?