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submitted 2 days ago by Deceptichum@quokk.au to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 28 points 2 days ago (32 children)

I just want a game that lets my avatar be left handed.

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

changes all weapons to be two-handed

This way, no one will complain and there’s only one thing to maintain!

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You can hold a two handed weapon favoring the left, or the right.

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

😵

You’ll just hold it right at the center of your screen. You’ll not see anything, but it’ll work!

[–] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You’ll just hold it ~~right~~ left at the center

FTFY

[–] FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 points 1 day ago

hahaha

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