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[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 59 points 2 weeks ago (37 children)

The Christian god eats souls. The more chaste you are during life, the more energy he obtains. That's why he started the religion.

The light you see after death is like an angler fish, guiding you to your consumption.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (34 children)
[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why's he being downloaded he's the sensible one, probably all the other shitty Christians down voting him lol

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Ifera@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Personally, because I take offense at anyone who proudly worships the creature who killed tons of babies and kids, just for being the firstborn of a culture and not taking in the religion of another group just for being the correct one, imposing rules on a whim and turning those who failed into salt, testing faith by asking someone to kill their child, burning up cities because it disagreed with with how some of the people in it lived, and many other atrocities.

But more to the point, because I think it is disgusting to worship a creature so powerful and stubborn that after so much interference, now allegedly just says "I'm a hands off parent now, I don't care if you poke your eye out, commit Holocaust or poison and kill men, women and children by pretending to be acting in my name, I'll just judge you after you die, k, tks, bye"

You claim to be against the sins that form the basis of your religion, and I respect that, but one can't turn a blind eye to what the scriptures say.

With love, a former seminarian.

[–] Coolbeanschilly@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Books are where it's at!

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