Funny

10238 readers

1851 users here now

General rules:

Be kind.
All posts must make an attempt to be funny.
Obey the general sh.itjust.works instance rules.
No politics or political figures. There are plenty of other politics communities to choose from.
Don't post anything grotesque or potentially illegal. Examples include pornography, gore, animal cruelty, inappropriate jokes involving kids, etc.

Exceptions may be made at the discretion of the mods.

founded 2 years ago

MODERATORS

TheDude@sh.itjust.works

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works

example@reddthat.com

VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works

355

Pure authoritarianism (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

95 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, they forgot to put "on my soul" on the list, though the kids at my school are all illiterate, so they just parrot it as "oh my SO".

Every. Five. Seconds.

The correct solution here is to just use these back at them at every opportunity. I feed on the cringe every time they say they didn't do something and I get the privilege to respond, flatly and with enunciation: "Cap."