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I just erased my project (jlai.lu)

submitted 3 months ago by mat@jlai.lu to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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As the title says. I put the wrong value inside a clean up code and I wiped everything. I did not push any important work. I just want to cry but at least I can offer it to you.

Do not hesitate to push even if your project is in a broken state.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 37 points 3 months ago (8 children)

IN CASE OF FIRE

1. git commit
2. git push
3. exit building

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Except when everyone pushes to main at the same time and now you have conflicts.

[–] RichieRich@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Who pushes to main? That branch should be protected! Who reviews the merge request?

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Lol, standards 🙄

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