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I watched several videos on a Combine Harvester's inner workings and I still don't understand how this thing works. (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you think they're complicated to have them described to you, you should try fixing one of the fuckers when it breaks down in the middle of the night.

[–] KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

To be fair, virtually everything is ten to a hundred fold more complicated in the dark.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And mosquitos are chewing on your ass.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 7 points 3 weeks ago

Wondering around bottomless wasn't a good idea.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Assless chaps didn't work out huh ?

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I only wear those when I'm moving cows.