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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I rip the blindfold off right as I ejaculate.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 64 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I mean, Willem Dafeo is such a legend... I think you'd be surprised at how many people prefer character over looks...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yer fond of me lobster, ain't ya!?

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Hah! Joke's on you, I low key would...

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Bobby Peru don't come up for air!