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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Calling a woman "female". I have this suspicion anon is going to be a permavirgin.

[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why I only use "femoid"

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's why I use the more modern term, "foid" /s

Gotta save those syllables, they don't grow on trees you know...

[–] Damage@feddit.it 21 points 1 week ago

Makes you wonder if it was a human female.

Well, goes for anon too I guess.

[–] gens@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] nebulaone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm not trying to be some moral authority, I'm just saying anon is unlikely to find a gf like that.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Luckily, given the community we are in, it is pretty obvious that he is in the closet anyway.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Feeeeeeeeemale