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"Then they're gonna grind up the suitcase, which the action alone is worth at least 13¢ per turn of the grinder. That's approximately *draws numbers with finger on the table* $62Bajillion, and then they're gonna sell the suitcase powder to children, which children are worth $10,000, so each life destroyed by "carry-on crack," that’s the street name... Factor in life insurance, media advertising, and college tuition, that's EASILY $14Bajillion! Finally, those shoes are gonna be sold on eBay, which Air Jordans are probably worth $5000, so that's $10000 for the single pair of shoes. And, if you'll look in the room, everyone is wearing shoes! Which is worth another $1600Bajillion!!! We just took $5761Kajillion of drugs off the streets and saved our taxpayers $54Billion! And all at the mere cost of our $400Million annual budget!"