this post was submitted on 02 Aug 2025
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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sister Bear: You're hit! You're bleeding, man.

Brother Bear: I ain't got time to bleed.

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Brother Bear: This stuff’ll make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus, just like me.

60% of the time, it works every time.

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

spits chewing tobacco in a sexual tyrannosaurussy way

E: God dann i missed the other comment referencing that omega cringe line