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Anon did philosophy (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by hmmm@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MDCCCLV@lemmy.ca 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The bills have greater value because you can carry more of them in less space and the savings in space can be used to pick up other objects.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The coins have greater value because you can put them in a sock and mug people, then get more money

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Combine both with gold coins or, even more valuable, rhodium bars.

[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

What about gold-plated latinum?