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Jason Bourne is coming back – but what do we want from him this time? (www.theguardian.com)
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A heated bidding war for the future of the Bourne franchise is over, so whether we need him or not, the amnesiac assassin is set to return

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

  • He wakes up in a nursing home, having forgotten everything and faintly smelling of incontinence. Then the nurse tries to give him an IV, and all hell breaks loose.

  • Film opens with him underwater, surrounded by tiny bubbles. Then he realizes he's being held down underwater in a motel bathtub bubble-bath, and all hell breaks loose.

  • He wakes up inside a cage in Kuala Lumpur zoo. The zookeepers are snickering behind the closed gate. He notices he's wearing a raw meat hat. Zookeeper reaches in with a pole to poke at a sleeping Tiger. He grabs the pole, then all hell breaks loose.

  • He wakes up and notices he's in the middle of a back-alley colonoscopy. The doctor says something rude. He suddenly realizes he understands Uzbek, then all hell breaks loose.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is this like a sequel to inception as well?

Oh these are all separate ideas aren't they?

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

hmmm... I like the way you think. Lets get together and talk about where you want to take this.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Have four spec scripts ready to go. Two for the John Wick crossover. And five more for the reboot when Damon starts moving like Roger Moore in Octopussy. Just waiting for the studio greenlight and insurance clearance.