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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon wants to be Truman (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 month ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I feel like Truman, except its inversed. Everyone around me just trolling. Everyone is abusive. Everyone ignores me. I am the Anti-Truman.

[–] cute_noker@feddit.dk 8 points 1 month ago

That because you are in the Truman 2.0 edition where they decided to which it up a little bit

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do you want a hug then?

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you asked me IRL, I would've thought it was a prank where you'd go "sike lol, get pranked"

Because that's literally what kids do at school. They say "X really likes you... NOT"

Like... dafuq?!?

I wanna just be a hermit and hide in the woods forever lol, but I can't even farm stuff so I'm stuck with society... ugh....

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 1 month ago

I'll sorta take that as a yes, so here ya go:

🫂