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Technial Skills in 2025 (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 month ago by QuestionMark@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (15 children)

This is actually scary. They cant do anything without an internet connection.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

the documentation is literally on Internet. Python standard library, MSDN, posgresql, odbc drivers. Everything is online. are you suggesting you memorised your whole stack, and did you printed out ? Granted * some * of it can be downloaded

[–] urandom@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I remember when ‚man 3 printf‘ and such was a thing. Good times, those. Then there’s ‚go doc encoding/json‘ as well. I’m sure other languages have some offline docs

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