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Anon goes to a steakhouse (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 26 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

I figured the woman in the image was OP, not the waitress, so I was confused at their primitive understanding of how women behave

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 weeks ago

Same. First, why would the waitress be sitting there drinking a soda? Also many people like eating ribs, it’s not a gender thing. This fake ass 4chan text thinks only fat incel men eat ribs?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbf, women can be autistic too.

Also, every bi girl I've known, even the very atrractive party girls who love hooking up, have said "girls are scary and I don't understand them."

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What does autism have to do with this?

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Autism inhibits learning social cues and intuitively understanding human behavior. Hence why you see so many posts on Lemmy about "why can't I get a girlfriend?"