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People looking for the gaps in our understanding where the meaning of consciousness or free will might hide often turn to quantum uncertainty or infinite cosmologies, as if we don't have breathtakingly complex emergent phenomena right there in our freezers.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3144/
No, it's angry you didn't give it a little jacket, now it's very cold and angy, so it's trying to stab you.