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Some lava around the piercing site is normal, but keep an eye out for spreading earthquakes and eruptive activity that might indicate rifting.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3145/
But why Australia?
Honestly Australia makes the most sense to me. Why not Australia?
Grand Teton: exists
Why not?
It's mostly a big desert so no land of great value is lost. And it has to be on land, doing this in the ocean would be impractical and crazy!