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Eventually you need to reach for an exclamation mark:
-- Yes, Snake, zombies.
-- Zombies?!
You may also want to keep adding both in order for as long as the conversation holds.
“You mean those things from the movies!? Now’s not the time for jokes Hal”
“Well Snake, what I mean is, zombies is the closest word I could think of to describe them to you.”
“To be more specific, they’re actually a result of human experimentation by the Patriots during the Cold War that…”
25 minutes of codec calls and/or cutscenes later
“La Li Lu Le Lo!?”
5 minutes of codec calls and or/cutscenes later
“Shoot them in the head, huh?”
“Well, that’s the non-scientific way to say it, but remember snake…”
10 more minutes of codec calls
“They’re visible with thermal goggles, huh.”
“That’s right, remember to hold L2 and cycle between item types with the up or down buttons, and then use the left or right buttons to equip a specific item. And don’t forget you can quickly tap L2 to equip or unequip an item.”
God I love this. It is so on point it makes me wanna...
Kojima?! Is that you?!