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Sounds like a bitch problem (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 week ago by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] IncognitoMosquito@beehaw.org 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My tiny tortle sorcerer is obsessed with putting gems in his mouth. The DM knows this. The party knows this. It makes for some very funny conflicts

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

please tell me they experience different flavours from gems, like they're candy, but the other party members keep trying to taste gems and it's always just flavourless crystal.

and every now and then your sorcerer meets someone who shares their baffling ability to use gems as infinite gobstoppers, and they start enthusiastically chatting about what materials and cuts are best, as everyone else just looks on in confusion and exasperation