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[–] Bassman27@lemmy.world 172 points 5 days ago (9 children)

Vibrators are fine but when I whip out the premium™️ silicone vagina / asshole combo with a high speed self lubricating vortex cervix and the 36GG BIG TIDDY™️ attachment with Alexa integration I’m ruining he mood 🙄

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 5 days ago

"Alexa, I'm close!"

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