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"Measure zero times, cut zero times." (files.techhub.social)
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"Measure zero times, cut zero times."
~ Carpenter who has achieved enlightenment and realized the wood is fine where it is
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https://xkcd.com/3149/ <-- shared cartoon
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[–] tuckerm@feddit.online 14 points 4 days ago

My barber would be all the way over on the bottom right. Makes literally like 300 cuts just while I'm there and I've never even seen a tape measure anywhere in the shop.