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[–] andrew0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (10 children)

Get a dog. I'm now forced to get up early to take it out, otherwise it will pee on my bed.

(Do not actually get a pet if you cannot take care of them.)

[–] andyburke@fedia.io 55 points 2 days ago (7 children)

Also, children will do this to you.

(DO NOT actually have children if you are just trying to wake up earlier.)

[–] bigb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Did the trick for me!

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