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Wear your seatbelt (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 2 days ago by rumschlumpel@feddit.org to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] joyjoy@lemmy.zip 98 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If you're going on a drug run, why would you risk cops by not wearing a seat belt?

[–] abbotsbury@lemmy.world 72 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only break one law at a time.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yeah, he's planning on putting it on for the ride home

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 55 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people are just not very smart

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

I imagine most people doing a drug run aren't very smart...