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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You can swear on the Internet

[–] brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Forking shirt, I swear whenever I want to. And if I don't want to, I don't.

Neither will some count at Google or some motherforker at Facebook stop me from swearing, nor will some clockplucker on Lemmy force me to 🦆ing swear.

Fuck yeah!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🦆ing is when you lower yourself to go under a beam or something.

or when you get ottocarroted and are trying to be cute.