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Classic (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Yeah but J-Dawg can get you endless fish and breadsticks for snacking while you play

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

"Yo, you brought snacks? Awesome! What'd you bring?" "Fish sandwiches." "I... Um... Thanks, Jesus... Anything to drink?" "My blood."

[–] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

That one VTM player: "Your blood? Can I diablerize the son of God? And if so, does Jesus count as a 0th generation vampire, being an aspect of God, or a 1st generation vampire, being God's son and childe?"

[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"The blood of Christ reduces you to a pile of ash. No, there's no way to resist. Make a new character. Dumbass."

-Any decent storyteller in this situation.

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