overview for Susaga

Never underestimate them in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago

I once told a player a roll was impossible, so she shouldn't bother. She gave me a look, picked up the dice, and rolled a crit (this was a 3d6 system, so that's a 1 in 216 chance). I don't care what the rules say. If I refused that dice witch her roll, my dice would forever roll naught but garbage.

Ex-CISA head thinks AI might fix code so fast we won't need security teams 😆️️ in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wonder why they don't work there anymore...

For a game called "Dungeons & Dragons" there is a shocking lack of both dungeons and dragons in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago

Cops Arrest 61-Year-Old Woman in Penis Costume at No Kings in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 week ago

Dang, that is a large, walking penis. And it's arresting a woman in a costume. Three penises, in fact.

I'll allow it in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Do we need to bust out the Brennan speech again?

Try me, metafucker in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

The greatest enemy ever created is the albino red dragon. Everyone minmaxes in the wrong direction for that guy.

Something something bard something something hard wood in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I swear to god, this bard slander is getting out of hand. You had such an easy druid joke laid out for you...

Careful what you wish for in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 112 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I wanna run an adventure where a dragon secretly runs a bank, and nobody can tell because it acts exactly like every other banker.

None (okay maybe some) more soulless in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In law enforcement hell, they have to testify against someone they falsely arrested to a fair and reasonable judge, and every lie they try to tell manifests as physical black sludge that sears their throat as they speak.

...Fuck, I'm gonna have to come up with a new one shot now.

DnD of Musts in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is the exact reason I learned to play the ukulele

None (okay maybe some) more soulless in c/rpgmemes@ttrpg.network

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 68 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Okay, this campaign is gonna be a dark and sinister urban adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, this is a swashbuckling tale, a la Robin Hood against the Sheriff of Nottingham, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, this is basically a noir detective style adventure, so law enforcement is corrupt and doing evil things.

Okay, I noticed I keep making law enforcement evil, so I'm gonna do a one shot set in hell. There's no civilisation or human NPCs, so law enforcement isn't even here. The year is 1312...