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[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

After getting their way, I am not sure why would they turn around and go back home without accomplishing the errand...

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'd been taught the reason for seatbelts, then they had to learn a lesson about being disrespectful and ungrateful.

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If I'm driving your ass to buy drugs and I tell you to wear your seatbelt you wear your searbelt

[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 13 points 1 day ago

Get out of my fucking car and walk.

[–] Almacca@aussie.zone 29 points 1 day ago

Because they're a dickhead that doesn't deserve a favour.