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[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Pristine? That banana is 2 days away from going into someone’s gross banana bread.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely not. It's 20 minutes away from going in the freezer for 8 months with the promise of gross banana bread that will never get made, and the banana will be found and they'll make a special trip to buy new bananas which will also go in the freezer with the promise of gross banana bread. Repeat every 8 months.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We had to stop buying bananas because the ziplock bag for bananas is bulging and can’t possibly fit another.

I really should make some gross banana bread.

[–] GingerGoodness@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Obviously everyone loves gross banana bread, but I find that chocolate banana muffins are much more effective at stopping me from hoarding frozen bananas.

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/whole-wheat-double-chocolate-banana-muffins/#tasty-recipes-70566

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 day ago

Commenting again to say that I can definitely vouch for the recipe. It was pretty good!

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 3 days ago

Well. Hm. I currently have all those ingredients…

Excellent idea.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why the hate for banana bread 🙁

[–] pressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s just an extension of my hate for cooked banana in all forms.

You know what, I only had one banned food in my cult but you make a compelling case for adding a second. Bananas never!

[–] Danquebec@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Yea wtf? That shit's delicious.