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[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm easily amused, but not many things make me laugh out loud. This did.

Also, my brother's first cat was named Galois. Would you like me to relay your contact details to him so you can reunite?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

aw shit i got like so many cats i would like to employ your services with

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't guarantee that would end well. The first cat I lost, we buried; a bit later, my parents forgot it was there and planted a tomato plant in the spot.

A bit later, cat bones started coming up from the ground unexpectedly.

So I can't promise a pleasant or clean reunion.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

they stuck by me when i was bones and skin, i can stick by them when they're bones and bones

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Clearly! I think you'd get along, at least on this basis, with the aforementioned brother.