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Biblical loophole Number 96 (i.redd.it)

submitted 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) by ooli3@sopuli.xyz to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

They believe in an all-knowing god but think he can be tricked by the most facile technicalities.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 hours ago

Wait till you hear about the stupid-ass peice of string that someone ran around the entire county in New York so every Jewish person can claim the whole place is “in their house” and therefore like 80% of their religious restrictions magically don’t apply to them on the weekend.