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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 67 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

You know, learning chemistry is nice and all, and there's lots of maths and knowledge, but the real special knowledge in doing chemistry is one simple phrase:

"When pouring, you've got to commit"

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

last night i committed extra hard and spilled everything on the counter and floor and my clothes

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Is the fish okay?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

very

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fair enough. Are you well?

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 weeks ago

i am the fish

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