baguettefish

free and mandatory for all the drivers that drive significantly below the speed limit, and they have to compete and earn a rank to be let out again

what's the chances one of those shitty "pay $10 a week to find out what your cat is saying" apps actually works and tells the truth but it's buried underneath mountains of app store slop?

modern domesticated cows are very different than before

my last dream had me explaining to somebody that i do actually know how to use vim and don't need any teaching. i was doing something high-stakes i think, like we were stealing a famous museum piece or something, and someone took out a hacker laptop with vim and i needed to operate it. the question was being asked right in the moment. i think the whole scene was just training or practice though.

my brainstem tells me it's time for anxiety

i am the fish

very

last night i committed extra hard and spilled everything on the counter and floor and my clothes

come on eileen?

to be fair the dough is supposed to stay in the can where it's safe from predators.

i think the rich have seen the avocado toast problem for a long time. that's why they sell you avocado toast, because clearly it's making you poor and they have too much of it.