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Anon shops for diamonds (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fishy@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yup, it's even what they use in their displays because they sparkle more than a diamond.

[–] LaLuzDelSol@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No I'm pretty sure that's just so if there's a robbery they aren't stealing the good stuff.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Just like the pancake syrup they pour over the pancakes in the TV commercial (it used to be motor oil).

Or the milk they put in the cereal (it used to be thinned out Elmer’s glue)