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[–] CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

lmao you better not be poking someone's ass when you do that, might lose a finger

For the record bidets are pretty great though, but I went ahead and got a heated one because I am not a masochist.