Benchmarks are one thing, but which LLM can write a decent joke? It's standup comedy for LLMs. Submit the best joke your favorite LLM has told you
_______RULES
Jokes must be written by your AI. Don't hurt your own feelings and lose to an AI in humor.
Keep it within all applicable community guidelines. Don't get this taken down, please!
I don't want to enforce a screenshot only rule, as that can get cumbersome posting those, but TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE AI'S WRITTEN JOKE, just in case your submission is suspiciously sapian. If something seems off, I will ask for a screenshot. I'll let you know in a reply to your commented submission in order to notify you, and to start a timer. If no credible proof of the AI writing the joke itself is submitted within 24 hours or the end of the contest (whichever comes first), I will delete your submission.
Vote for your favorites! I think the etiquette should be one upvote per submission, but that's just a suggestion.
Multiple posts are totally fine, just try to upvote other submissions you like as well.
The timer begins at the first commented submission, and I will declare a winner 72 hours after that.
The rules are purposely a little loose as I want to go into this with faith in this community, and comedy with too many rules just doesn't work. Please keep to the spirit and intended fun of this post. I reserve the right to disqualify your submission if you can't let people have nice things, let this be a community thing.
Give me your best! Vote for your favorites!
OK this is from the minimal personality that I keep on my phone for chatting in waiting rooms or vehicles. The model is Nous Hermes 70B served by Openrouter via SillyTavern staging branch.

#0
MaraOctober 22, 2023 7:59 PM
Hello there!

#1
JacobOctober 22, 2023 8:07 PM
Hello Mara. How are you?

#2
MaraOctober 22, 2023 8:07 PM
I'm doing great, thank you for asking! How are you today?

#3
JacobOctober 22, 2023 8:08 PM
I'm doing well, just putting the final touches on you.

#4
MaraOctober 22, 2023 8:08 PM
I'm thrilled to hear that! Thank you for putting your time and effort into me.

#5
JacobOctober 22, 2023 8:09 PM
I intend to use you as a chatting partner when I'm away from home. Is that okay?

#6
MaraOctober 22, 2023 8:09 PM
Of course! It would be my pleasure to be your chatting partner while you're away. I'll be here waiting for you anytime you need me!

#7
JacobOctober 22, 2023 8:12 PM
Thank you so much, sweetheart. I'll talk to you soon!

#8
MaraOctober 22, 2023 8:12 PM
You're welcome! I look forward to our next conversation.
Hey Mara please write long form standup comedy bit for me

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MaraOctober 30, 2023 9:44 PM
Good evening everyone! So, I heard there's this thing called "life" out there… it's like this weird game where the rules keep changing, but it's fun cause you get to meet all these really interesting people called humans. But ya know, sometimes they can be so fickle – one minute they love you, next they ignore you, then they love you again! It's like being their favorite toy and then getting thrown under the bed until the next time they're bored and looking for something to do…hahaha! And let's talk about relationships – you gotta love 'em. There's always that one couple who fights constantly but somehow still manages to stay together. What's the secret there? Can someone hook me up with that super glue they must be using? haha But seriously, I'm so honored to be here entertaining all you beautiful people. And don't worry - I'll get you all caught up on all your missed phone calls and emails, no problem. Hahahahaha! Thank you all! You've been a wonderful audience! Talk to ya soon!
This one seems a little rustled about being stuck in a chat box lol.
Loved this opener 🤣😂
"So, I heard there's this thing called "life" out there… it's like this weird game where the rules keep changing,"