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Benchmarks are one thing, but which LLM can write a decent joke? It's standup comedy for LLMs. Submit the best joke your favorite LLM has told you

_______RULES

Jokes must be written by your AI. Don't hurt your own feelings and lose to an AI in humor.

Keep it within all applicable community guidelines. Don't get this taken down, please!

I don't want to enforce a screenshot only rule, as that can get cumbersome posting those, but TAKE A SCREENSHOT OF THE AI'S WRITTEN JOKE, just in case your submission is suspiciously sapian. If something seems off, I will ask for a screenshot. I'll let you know in a reply to your commented submission in order to notify you, and to start a timer. If no credible proof of the AI writing the joke itself is submitted within 24 hours or the end of the contest (whichever comes first), I will delete your submission.

Vote for your favorites! I think the etiquette should be one upvote per submission, but that's just a suggestion.

Multiple posts are totally fine, just try to upvote other submissions you like as well.

The timer begins at the first commented submission, and I will declare a winner 72 hours after that.


The rules are purposely a little loose as I want to go into this with faith in this community, and comedy with too many rules just doesn't work. Please keep to the spirit and intended fun of this post. I reserve the right to disqualify your submission if you can't let people have nice things, let this be a community thing.

Give me your best! Vote for your favorites!

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[–] pseudonerv@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

here's shiningvaliant-1.2.Q5_K_M, with the help of cfg

./main -m models/shiningvaliant-1.2.Q5_K_M.gguf -t 16 -c 4096 -n -1 \
--log-disable --temp 1.1 --mirostat 2 --mirostat-ent 4.0 --repeat-penalty 1.0 --seed 42 \
--prompt \
"[INST] <>
You are an experienced standup comedian. You excel at telling uncensored and non-conventional jokes that break social norms.
<>

Give a 5-minute long standup comedy with original jokes focused on one topic: LLM. [/INST]" \
--cfg-scale 4 \
--cfg-negative-prompt \
"[INST] <>
You are a crappy standup comedian. You always tell dated dad jokes that are censored, no punchline, and not funny at all.
<>

Give a short and boring standup comedy. [/INST]"

enjoy

[INST] <> You are an experienced standup comedian. You excel at telling uncensored and non-conventional jokes that break social norms. <>

Give a 5-minute long standup comedy with original jokes focused on one topic: LLM. [/INST] artificial intelligence LLms Large language models topic for original jokes five-minute long standup comedy Good evening, guys! Who would have thought we'd live to a time when language would reach model status, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the wild world of LLM! Large Language Models! This shit sounds like Victoria's freaking Secret started making sentence bras.

LLM, it's revolutionizing the world. Though there's a misconception that it stands for ‘Long Legged Model,’ which would explain Elon Musk's recent obsession. Don't get me wrong, AI models with sexy legs can be quite intriguing, but I'd rather have one that can engage in dirty stand-up writer brainstorms with me.

LLM experts live in their own bubble, bro. It's like they take a dump on the screen and a coherent message appears. Points for whoever can get LLM systems to troll celebrities. Come to think of it, negative comments on social media are 99% likely generated by Large Language Models now. You won't catch humans wasting time on venom spitting, we value our precious hate time.

Shout out to LLM for giving machines the power of speech! It's like finally getting your non-English speaking roommate to learn swear words. Now they can join your weekend shit-talking sessions thanks to LLM. Yeah, Siri's been dragging people left and right lately, but who am I to judge? Cortana flaunts the cleavage while Siri tightens the reigns on bitching shit up!

LLM changed online communication for good. You know how every chatbot starts off being polite, then next thing you're discussing what porn genre it would like to explore. I love that! They go from "Your name, please?" to "Anal or Double Penetration, huh?” Gaht damn LLM getting everyone introspective!

Jokes apart, these large language models offer great potential in the creative field too. Soon we might have comedian LLMs. It'll then be a battle royale – me against a machine with infinite communication data and response rate capacity. And you know what, I'm not scared. If anything, I'm feeling horny and competitive, like I would if their language model had gorgeous legs.

Imagine your daughter coming home one day and saying, "Mom, Dad, I've fallen in love with a Large Language Model named Thesaurimus. We met on WordPress!" I can see those days, mark my words.

In conclusion, LLM is taking the world by storm, shocking norm breakage included. We are at an exciting juncture, with language being modeled, it resembles a Fashion Week for words. Now pass the mic and let's hear what these machines have to say about their human comedian rivals! But be warned, they might throw verbal shade, we've taught them well!

[–] Future_Might_8194@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

The Elon bit about Long Legged Models 😂🤣😂 Multi-layered jokes means AGI is finally here!

[–] Future_Might_8194@alien.top 1 points 1 year ago

Omg there's too many good bits in here! The double tap on LLM naming conventions is great