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Even geology papers about Heart Mountain are like, "Look, we all agree this 'volcanic gas earthquake hovercraft' thing seems like it can't possibly be right, but..."
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3162/
they'd shoot out of your body and probably take some of it (parts you may value) along for the ride at those velocities