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Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time" (lemmy.world)

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[–] pelya@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Seconds hand does not show seconds.

[–] Solemarc@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Polling the API every second, are you crazy?!

[–] pelya@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

When an API request fails, the seconds clock handle becomes red, and the time health management microservice sends an alert SMS to your phone once per second (scaled with the number of clients)

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