this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2025
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[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 72 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, potato stuck in anus

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 4 points 1 week ago

Now you know if her ring is as big as a potato!

Or you just got engaged to a potato. Depending on which instructions you attempted to follow.