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Dog people vs cat people (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@literature.cafe to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

His business breaks down in a matter of a couple of weeks and there's never enough to become a problem.

Your yard and shoes smell like dog shit, you're simply nose blind to it. Please clean up after your dog shits.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com -1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Have we met? You have absolutely no basis to make that claim. My yard and shoes smell fine, my sense of smell is fantastic. Why don't you worry about your own yard rather than making assumptions about mine?

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't have a yard. Now who's making assumptions, hmmm?