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[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I mean, have you seen sloth claws? Crazy... I'd almost go for the monster from It Follows than a truly pissed off sloth ... at least, y'know, if it also knew where I was at all times and actually made the effort.

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Their teeth aren't sunshine and rainbows either. If they want to bite you they'll grab you with their claws and pull you in.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So likely immortal snail. Only it's slower.

[–] MotoAsh@piefed.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Yea, except a sloth can climb many things a snail cannot. Though I suppose if the snail had good intelligence, it could pull tricks like hiding in produce deliveries and whatnot that a sloth couldn't pull off.

Definitely a few pitfalls for both!